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22 Funny Bible Verses and Scriptures

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In this article we will tickle your funny bone with these funny Bible verses and Scriptures. It’s amazing what humours verses we can find when we dig into the Bible.

Now, the Word of God is nothing to laugh at but there are some verses that can make you chuckle. I know for me I have run into some funny Bible verses while reading the Bible.

When it comes to silly bible verses one of my fondest memories was when a guest speaker came to our ministry class. And he said I love funny Bible verses like Job 10:10…

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“Did you not pour me out like milk and curdle me like cheese”

This just tickled me pink and to this day sometimes I will sometimes write on a little piece of paper at church…”A word for you…Job 10:10″ and pass it to a friend. They open it up, grab their Bibles and laugh.

They, of course, know I am playing with them and find the verse funny.

A QUICK NOTE ON WHAT MAKES A BIBLE VERSE FUNNY

Personality: Everyone’s personality is different. What I think is funny may not be funny to you or vice versa.

Context: A lot of funny verses make you think, “uhhh what?!” and that’s what makes them funny. We either don’t understand the whole context or we are reading the verse stand alone.

Translation: A certain translation can make or break a funny verse. Reading something in NIV may not be funny at all but in NAS or KJV it just might be! So, I will put the translation next to the verse.

You can find all the translations at Bible Gateway.

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Here is a quick reference list of Funny Bible Verses:

  1. Song of Solomon 4:2
  2. Acts 2:15
  3. Galatians 5:12
  4. Proverbs 11:22
  5. Judges 7:5
  6. Genesis 25:30
  7. Joshua 13:1
  8. Job 10:10
  9. Proverbs 31:6
  10. Jonah 2:10
  11. 2 Kings 2:23
  12. Exodus 32:24
  13. Song of Solomon 7:4
  14. Proverbs 27:15-16 
  15. Mark 9:34 
  16. Mark 14:52
  17. 2 Samuel 10:4 
  18. Proverbs 21:9
  19. 2 Kings 9:20
  20. 1 Samuel 6:4-5
  21. Genesis 22:20-21
  22. Ezekiel 4:12-15

Down below you will find all the verses and which translation they go with. At the end of the list is a funny video from John Crist on the Bible Verse Lady.

Song of Solomon 4:2 CEV

Your teeth are whiter than sheep freshly washed; they match perfectly, not one is missing

Acts 2:15 NET Bible

In spite of what you think, these men are not drunk, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.

Galatians 5:12 HSCB

I wish those who are disturbing you might also get themselves castrated!

Proverbs 11:22 God’s Word Translation

[Like] a gold ring in a pig’s snout, [so] is a beautiful woman who lacks good taste.

Genesis 25:30 NASB

and Esau said to Jacob, “Please let me have a swallow of that red stuff there, for I am famished.” Therefore his name was called Edom.

Judges 7:5 NIV

So Gideon took the men down to the water. There the LORD told him, “Separate those who lap the water with their tongues as a dog laps from those who kneel down to drink.”

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Joshua 13:1 NASB

Now Joshua was old and advanced in years when the LORD said to him, “You are old and advanced in years…

Job 10:10 NIV

Did you not pour me out like milk and curdle me like cheese.

Proverbs 31:6 GNT

Alcohol is for people who are dying, for those who are in misery.

Jonah 2:10 ISV

Then the LORD spoke to the sea creature, and it spewed Jonah onto the dry land.

2 Kings 2:23 NIV

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!”

Exodus 32:24 CSB

So I said to them, ‘Whoever has gold, take it off,’ and they gave it to me. When I threw it into the fire, out came this calf!”

Song of Solomon 7:4 KJV

Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.

Proverbs 27:15-16 God’s Word Translation

A nagging wife is like water going drip-drip-drip on a rainy day. Whoever can control her can control the wind. He can even pick up olive oil with his right hand.

Mark 9:34 NIV

But they kept quiet because on the way they had argued about who was the greatest.

Mark 14:52 CSB

but he left the linen cloth behind and ran away naked.

2 Samuel 10:4 NET Bible

So Hanun seized David’s servants and shaved off half of each one’s beard. He cut the lower part of their robes off so that their buttocks were exposed, and then sent them away.

Proverbs 21:9 CSB

Better to live on the corner of a roof than to share a house with a nagging wife.

2 Kings 9:20 NLT

The watchman exclaimed, “The messenger has met them, but he isn’t returning either! It must be Jehu son of Nimshi, for he’s driving like a madman.”

1 Samuel 6:4 Jubilee Bible 2000

Then said they, What shall be the expiation of guilt which we shall pay unto him? They answered, Five golden hemorrhoids and five golden rats, according to the number of the cardinals of the Philistines, for the same plague that is on you is also on your cardinals.

Genesis 22:20-21 ASV

And it came to pass after these things, that it was told Abraham, saying, Behold, Milcah, she also hath borne children unto they brother Nahor. 22, and Kemuel the father of Aram.

Ezekiel 4:12 NLT

Prepare and eat this food as you would barley cakes. While all the people are watching, bake it over a fire using dried human dung as fuel and then eat the bread.”


Lady who has a Bible Verse for Every Situation

Ok, so I have to throw this in here cause I love Christian comedian John Crist and think his videos are hilarious. He had a handful of ones called “Bible Verse Lady…” He basically acts like a lady who uses bible verses out of context while shopping or visiting places.

I thought it would be a fun add since we are talking about funny Bible verses and he’s making them funny.


I hope you have enjoyed this post and that it has put a smile on your face. Also, if there is a verse you find funny that’s not listed…drop it below in the comments.

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Christa

Wednesday 9th of October 2019

So much fun! I love the verse in Nehemiah 6, where his enemies are accusing him of plotting against the king and he says, “Nothing like what you are saying is happening; you are just making it up out of your head.” I just picture him standing on the wall, giving them a snappy finger wag!

Rebecca Jones

Wednesday 9th of October 2019

Glad I live in such a time as this.

Hope

Wednesday 9th of October 2019

Brilliant. I love this. Pinning xx

Gina L Gardner

Wednesday 9th of October 2019

I loved this! The Song of Solomon is chock full of funny verses. I love that God has a sense of humor.

Kristi Woods

Wednesday 9th of October 2019

Sometimes, Christians can get far too serious. That's one thing I love about our church now. It's serious for God, but they have fun and are lighthearted. It draws others. Thank God HIs Word does this too. A smile and laughter are always good. Thank you for offering both through this post.