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80 Christian Pickup Lines That Will Delight Your Soul

In this article we will look at a collection of funny Christian pickup lines to use on your special crush next Sunday at church. These would also be great in church plays or sermon illustrations. So, let’s get started…

Are you ready for some pure awesome cheesiness? These are some of the best Christian pickup lines I have found. They will make you laugh, cringe, and pray for God to bring you a spouse. And at the end of this post, you can check out some Christian pickup line videos!

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If you are single I also recommend you checking out my “singles” meme page. It’s delightful and goes well with this line-up. 

Now, to make things clear these are good ol’ clean pickup lines. These Christian pick up lines are meant for you to find your Queen Esther or Boaz. Not that harlot Jezebel or jerk Hamen. Alright? Keep your eyes on Jesus. 

Christian Pickup Lines

Funny Christian Pick Up Lines 

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

I would feel comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.

I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

Bible pick up lines

The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?

Are you adam? cause to me your the only man in the world!

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!

I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.

Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.

We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.

I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”

Your name must be Milk or Honey… ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.

Don’t walk away, babe. You may not think I’m perfect but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.

It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

I would gladly sleep at your feet.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

Funny Christian Pickup Lines

I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

You must be a Bible verse, because I can’t stop memorizing you.

You make me want to be a better tither.

Hey girl, the bible said to think about what is pure and lovely……so I have been thinking about you all day.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? 

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

I just don’t feel called to celibacy.

Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

Is your name David? Because you’re a man after my own heart.

I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.

Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

biblical pick up lines

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

You put the “stud” in bible study.

Your spiritual gift must be your good looks… it lifts peoples spirits.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.

For you I would slay two Goliaths.

What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

Are you one of Job’s daughters? Because you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl I’ve ever seen. 

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? 

I was gonna read proverbs 31, then I realized I could just study you instead. 

Is your name grace? Because you are AMAZING! 

Hey, I’m Will. God’s ‘will’ for you. 

Hey girl, am I on the road to Damascus? Cause your beauty is blinding! 

You can call me Pharoah. Cause I will never let you go. 

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? 

I believe one of my ribs belong to you. 

I like my girl like I like my Microsoft word documents…saved!

Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.

When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.

Hey girl, I heard God called you. Can I do the same?

Religious Pick up line

Is this seat saved? Because I am.

Hey girl, are you related to Abraham’s nephew? Because I like you a LOT.

I’d like to get to know you biblically.

God was just showing off when he made you.

I’d make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.

Let me check your tag… Yep, just as I thought – Made In Heaven.

The fact that I’ve met you shows that God loves me.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry”… How about dinner?

You can call me Jonah …Because I’m going to show you a whale of a time.

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.

I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.

I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a proverbs 31 kinda woman.

When are you going to invite me to church?

Would you touch me? So I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

cheesy christian pick up lines

Some of the Best Christian Pick Up Lines Videos 

I thought it would be fun to add some youtube videos of Christian pick up lines. Enjoy!

Well, there you go 80 of the best cheesy yet wonderful Christian pickup lines. Feel free to drop me a comment below and if you actually use one of these lines and it’s successful please share your miracle story below! And if you are looking for some more fun and things to laugh at…check out these posts: